|Season 3, Episode 79|
|Air date||September 12, 1992|
|Written by||Michael Maurer|
|Story Editor||Doug Langdale|
The Merchant of Menace
Inherit the Wimp
Darkwing visits Morgana's father's house and meets her family, who are upset to find out that she is dating a normal. Will Darkwing survive his visit with the McCawber family?
When this and all other season 3 episodes originally aired on ABC, the theme song aired with a completely different set of images, consisting mostly of scenes from this season.
This is the first appearence of the McCawber family.
Moloculo: All right McCawbers, let's win one for the Grim Reaper. EDIT SHARE Moloculo: This is it normal. This is where we seperate the men from the monsters.
Darkwolf: I'm ready for anything. What can a bunch of pitchfork toting yahoos possible do to Darkwolf Dog? (the villagers come over the hill with weapons, tanks, and bombers) Except bring about his untimely demise. Of course, I forgot about that one. Darkwolf: You've got to control your animal instincts, Launchpad. (sees a cat and chases it)
Darkwolf: Please keep in mind that burying your father could adversly affect your allowance.
Moloculo: McCawbers, we must make our ancestors proud. We must scream the impossible scream.
Darkwolf: I'll show those bratworst munching yahoos they can't mess with Darkwing...Darkwolf.
(Darkwing, Launchpad, and Gosalyn are walking out of the castle in their monster forms) Morgana: They're heading for the village! Moloculo: Well good riddance, I say...The Village! But we made a pact with the villagers. They stay on their side of the line and we stay on our side of the line. Morgana: You painted a line between the village and the castle. Oh, that's very mature.
Darkwolf: I've got a sudden urge to bite a mail man. Monster
Gosalyn: Oh yes. Check out the bolts in my neck! (she pulls out the bolts and her head falls off) Keen gear, I'm modular!
Darkwing: Stand back, Morgana. I'll protect you from these monstrosities. Morgana: That's no way to talk about my family. Darkwing: (gulps hard) Your family?
Darkwing: (open a door and bats fly out) Well, she's not in the batroom.
Morgana: (About Darkwolf) That conceited, arrogant, pig-headed... Gosalyn: Look, if you're that mad, why don't you just turn him into a water buffalo, or something? Morgana: No! I've got to make him see the wisdom of diplomacy! Gosalyn: Then turn him into a diplomatic water buffalo!
Darkwolf: Come on, guys. Time to work on our combat skills! Moloculo: Come, McCawbers. Time to brush up on our scare tactics! Morgana: Oooh, I'll convince them violence isn't the way if I have to kill them!
Darkwing: (As a werewolf) I am the terrier that yaps in the night. I am the schnauzer that digs up your petunias. I am Darkwolf Dog!
Moloculo: You know I don't approve of normals in my household, Morgana! Darkwing: Hey-hey, I'm not normal! Gosalyn: You can say that again!
Darkwolf: I think Morgana's upset. Moloculo : You should have seen her when she was stood up for the prom.
Morgana: (To her father) You're trying to scare Darkwing away! Well I won't let you! Darkwing: You should let your daughter choose her own company, she has impeccable taste. Moloculo: What she needs is a nice ghoulish boy! only then will she find true happiness! Darkwing: She doesn't want happiness, she wants me! That didn't sound quite right. Moloculo: She does not want you, she wants the finer things in life! to settle down in a dark, stinking castle, and raise a family of little monsters. Morgana: Actually, what I really want is- Moloculo & Darkwing: BE QUIET! Moloculo: I know what's best for my daughter, duck! Darkwing: Well, I don't think you do, Zombie!
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