|Story editor||Tad Stones|
|Animation studio||Hanho Heung-Up Co., Ltd|
|Episode 80: Season 3, Episode 02|
|Date||September 19, 1992|
|⇦ Index ⇨|
When Gosalyn Mallard is asked to write about her family history, she uses Quackerjack's timetop and brings them to the present. She is disappointed that none of them are as great as they were thought to be. In a battle with Megavolt they prove they are true heroes.
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Sherrif Quack Mallardson: We are the splinters you just can't tweeze... ah reckon!
Sir Quackmire Mallard: We are the rust spots on the armor of crime!
Webwoof the Barbarian: We, uh, we... we bad!
Darkwing: Haven't you learned that crime does not pay?
Megavolt: Maybe not, but the benefits package is great!
Darkwing: I guess you could say that heroism runs deep in the old Mallard genes!
Gosalyn: Gee, are swelled heads genetic too?
Darkwing: Wait until you see the Mallard family tree!
Gosalyn: Sure, then I can meet the family bush, and the family mulch pile...
Darkwing: A mysterious hero protects the city of Saint Canard. He is the terror that flaps in the night. He is the eraser that rubs out the typos of crime! He is Gosalyn's dad? What!
- When Launchpad comes back after three years in Ancient Rome his new name is Launchpadious McQuackus.